What should I do if the Internet goes down?

This little parody guide should see you though the thick and thin of any Internet outage, though you will need Internet access to read it.
"4. Install A Game
In emergency situations, installing a single-player computer game can occupy your down-time. While it won't replace the adrenaline rush of intense networked multiplayer action provided by the Internet, a quick game of Sim City or Flight Simulator may distract you long enough for your connection to return."

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